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For anybody that doesn’t understand this legal mumbo jumbo, here is the same in plain English:
We don’t claim these applications are good for anything. if you think it is, great, but it’s up to you to decide. If any of these application don’t work: tough. Also if you lose a million because any one of these applications messes up, it’s you that’s out of the million, not us. And if you don’t like this disclaimer: tough. We reserve the right to do the absolute minimum provided by law, up to and including nothing. This is basically the same disclaimer that you see above, but this one is in plain English and the other one is in legalese.
We didn’t really want to include a disclaimer at all, but our lawyers insisted. We tried to ignore them, but they threatened us with the shark attack at which point we relented.